Dear US Postal Service,
Your new herb postage is quite lovely. Really. I'm very excited about using it. The polar bear was cute and all, but got a bit dull. However, if you are going to market to my feminine side, how about some girly drinks? Yes. Yes. I know. The conservatives will go bonkers. Little old ladies will faint dead away. But, you know what, USPS? I buy lots and lots of stamps. And I write to lots and lots of people who would also enjoy buying something fun and frivolous on a stamp. You kinda need us right now. Just think about, okay?
Postally Yours,
PostMuse
April 21, 2011 at 3:20 AM
Knew this one was yours when I saw the title, now damn it, I need a vodka gimlet!
April 21, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Funny.
April 21, 2011 at 12:24 PM
It would behoove the PO to pay attention. This is a great card, PostMuse.
April 21, 2011 at 1:46 PM
And then there's the Post Office over here in the U.K.! Love these cocktail type drinks stamps.
April 21, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Herbal bitters - how about those??
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